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The Zookeeper

I finally had a chance to watch this movie on DVD, and I think it’s a pretty funny movie.  The voices of the animals include Sylvester Stallone, Adam Sandler, Nick Nolte, and Bas Rutten.  Joe Rogan evan has a role in it.  I know that it’s cheesy, but I really liked it, and I think that it’s a pretty good family movie.  Let me know what you think.

By |November 25, 2011|Categories: Movies||0 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving from Elite Martial Arts

Elite Martial Arts would like to wish all of our Students, Families, and Friends, a Very Happy Thanksgiving.

By |November 24, 2011|Categories: Elite Martial Arts||0 Comments

Computer Comedy

I’m not usually one to post jokes online, or to forward them.  However, after reading these comments; I realized that they are indicative of the world we live in.

I don’t know if these comments are true, (or embellished for the sake of comedy) but I honestly believe that they are close enough to the truth to make my point.

We live in a world where social skills, listening skills, and common sense are seriously lacking.

While I think the following comments are a sad commentary, I hope you think they are as funny as I do.

 

Computer  Tech Support

Tech  support:     What kind of computer do you have?

Female  customer:    A  black one…

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Customer:   Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my disc out.
Tech support:  Have you  tried pushing the release button?
Customer:  Yes, sure; the tray comes out but there’s nothing in it.
Tech  support:  Does disc content show up on your screen?
Customer:   …Oh! …wait a  minute….. I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….

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Tech  support:   Click on the ‘My Computer’ icon on the left of the screen.
Customer:   Your left or my left?

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Tech  support:   Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer:   Hello…  I can’t print.
Tech  support: Would you click on “start” for me  and…
Customer:  Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer:  Hi, good  afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer.’ I’ve even lifted the printer over and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can’t  find it…
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Customer:  I have problems printing in red.
Tech  support:  Do you have a color printer?
Customer:   Aaaah…………………thank you.

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Tech  support:   What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer:   A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the carnival.
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Customer:    My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support:  Are you  sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer:  No. I can’t get  behind the computer..
Tech  support:  Pick up your keyboard and walk to the other side of the room.
Customer:   OK
Tech support:    Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech  support:  That means the keyboard is not plugged in.  Is there another keyboard?
Customer:  Yes, there’s  another one here. Ah…that one does work.

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Tech support:  Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple,
a capital letter V as in Victor, and the numbers 7274.
Customer:  Is the 7274 in capital letters?

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Customer:    I can’t open Yahoo calendar.
Tech support:  Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:  Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:  Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:  Yes… five stars.
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Tech support:  What  anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:   Hotmail.
Tech  support:  That’s not an anti-virus program..
Customer:   Oh, sorry… Internet Explorer.

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Customer:   I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my  computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech support:  ….Who the he** transfered this call to me???

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Tech support:  How may I  help you?
Customer:  I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech  support:  OK, and what seems to be the  problem?
Customer:  Well, I have  the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around  it?
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A  woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech  support:  Are you running it under Windows?
Customer:   “No, my desk is next to the door, but that’s a good point. The guy sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and  his  printer is working fine.”
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And last but not least…

Tech  support: “Okay  Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That  brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now hit the  letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer:  I don’t have a  P.
Tech  support:  On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech  support:  “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.

Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

By |November 4, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized||0 Comments